Spirit Fodder
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Top 10 Reasons for Guys & Girls to have a Gay Best Friend
**Girls**
1. You can shop all day long and you won't hear any complain that you usually get from your boyfriend.
2. When your buying clothes, you don’t have to rely on your boyfriend's lame ass "that looks good on you" comment when it really doesn't.
3. You don't need to worry about colour combination for the rest of your life.
4. You can actually have a conversation about Hollywood celebrities and forget about sports!
5. Finally...someone who you can watch a chick flick with! It does suck when you're the only one saying "awww" when watching "Sleepless In Seattle".
6. You get that intimate talk with boys that you don't usually get from a "straight" one. "Like oh my god, you are so right sister!"
7. Hello! Hair care products?
8.You can talk about his male anatomy and it wouldn't bother him.
9. He'll tell you which guy is cute and which one is not...so you'll never end up with the ugly one.
10. You can always assure that he'll never steal your boyfriend! (i.e. assuming your boyfriend is straight.)
**Guys**
1. Having problems with tying those neckties...I thought so.
2. Your girlfriend said you’re not intimate enough and you need to open up? This might be your solution!
3. Fashion problems? Clothes don't match? just can't get the right item?...then he's your man!
4. Absolutely hate shopping? They'll glad to do it for you! Now you can actually buy an anniversary gift your girlfriend will love!
5. Now you can actually fix up a dinner for your girlfriend and not over cook the pasta!
6. Stuck in the sports world? Need celeb info? Now you'll actually know who's JLo's new husband and your chick will be happy that you know Bennifer is so yesterday!
7. Need dates...just ask him...he can refer you to up to 200 single chicks...he has no use of them anyways!
8. They hang out with the hottest chicks ever! Did I make myself clear enough!
9. The easiest way to a girl's heart is not in her stomach...it's through her gay best friend!
10. You can assure that he'll never steal your girlfriend! (i.e. assuming he's really gay like what he said he is...)
